The red couch was filled to capacity; me on my boyfriend’s lap, my boyfriend sitting on one cushion. The dog taking up the rest of the space. Suddenly…
BOYFRIEND: “Oh, I think your butt just activated Voice Control on my phone.”
We took it out and stared at his phone. The screen glowed blue, and a white line throbbed and oscillated as we talked over it.
BOYFRIEND: “I didn’t think this was even activated, this is creepy…”
iPhone: “Dialing, Lisa xxxxxx”
BOYFRIEND: “NOOOO!! STOP! CALLING!! STAAAHHHP!!!!”
iPhone ended the call.
BOYFRIEND: “God, what a nightmare. We are NOT calling my ex-girlfriend from college…!!!!”
I laughed at him for about 5 full minutes, which is just enough time to make an already embarrassing situation even more embarrassing. :)