Fire Emblem: Awakening…Porn???

Alright, this has been bothering me EVER SINCE I posted this back in February, when Fire Emblem: Awakening was released here in the US.  It was a rant about Kotaku, Nowi, and how it’s ridiculous to say it’s like child-porn to like her since she has a child-like attitude (bratty!) and she’s pretty flat-chested.

WordPress.com is pretty cool in that every account has a “Statistics” page, even the free accounts.  Blog owners can see where their visitors come from – what search terms lead them here, what websites lead them here, what posts are popular…etc.  And since I posted that article in a hazy rage, there has not been one day since then that a certain search term leads to my site.

“Fire Emblem Awakening Porn”

Or something similar to that.  Not the biggest viewer numbers but I still find it weird that people keep putting this search term in to the internet, it’s just so…niche.  Screenshot of my stats page, this was taken on April 29, 2013, 12:19AM.

WTF...?  FE porn is a thing...?

WTF…? FE porn is a thing…?

It’s taken nearly 5 months, but curiosity FINALLy got the better of me!  I entered “Fire Emblem Porn” in to Google.com, and here’s what came up as the first result….

Hey!  That's me...!

Hey! That’s me…!

Look familiar?!  My Kotaku-Nowi-rant blog post is the first result in Google for this search term. I don’t know why.  I don’t know how to feel about this.  Except…shock?  Confusion?  The actual FE porn, which apparently DOES exist, is below my blog.  Uh…neat.

Not sure whether to say “thank you, guys!” or…

…just…

….back away from the computer….

 

I gotta finish packing for my Memorial Weekend camping trip anyway….o_O

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6 thoughts on “Fire Emblem: Awakening…Porn???

  1. HAHA! Don’t worry we all get this in our search results ;) I have it for one of my reviews when people search for a particular actress’s porn…shocking at first..but eventually you can do your own segment just with those search words :P

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